Embroidered “Skelly ‘MICK’ Crabballz - Snip, Snip, Motherclucker" CLASSIC Trucker Hat

This hat doesn’t just block the sun—it delivers posthumous crab justice on behalf of one explosive-loving legend. Rock this six-panel relic in honor of Skelly "MICK" Crabballz, whose pincers were swift and whose mouth was unfiltered.

Features:

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester: because we needed at least a quarter of this thing to feel like freedom

• Mid-profile cap with that sweet, sweet low-profile embroidery zone—perfect for your dead sea-bro’s battle cry

• Structured six-panel design to withstand repeated headshakes of disbelief

• 3.5″ crown: tall enough to hold the weight of your sins

• Hard buckram front panels to give it that "I definitely made a choice today" rigidity

• Mesh back, because even legends need ventilation

• Permacurv® visor to match your warped moral compass

• Matching undervisor, because we don’t half-ass things—except emotionally

• Plastic snapback closure to accommodate heads full of memories and questionable decision-making

• Fits 21⅝″–23⅝″ heads and 100% of hearts that still beat for MICK

• Sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh, depending on which country owed us a favor this week

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