Skelly "MICK" Crabballz - Swim Trunks

For when your summer's hotter than a tire fire and you need gear that won’t betray you. These bad boys dry faster than your DMs after a bad pickup line, breathe better than your ex during yoga, and have enough pockets to smuggle... snacks. Plus, the silky, anti-chafe liner makes sure your thighs don’t end up looking like brisket.

Details (for nerds and lifeguards):
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex – because we care about the planet, sometimes
• Liner: 92% polyester / 8% spandex (US) or 90% polyester / 10% elastane (EU) – we don’t pick favorites, we just pick comfort
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²) – science-y but feels light AF
• Four-way stretch, water-repellent microfiber – go ahead, cannonball
• Silky mesh anti-chafe liner – because your thighs deserve a ceasefire
• Elastic waistband with drawcord – for all body types, including “had tacos for breakfast”
• Mesh pockets (plural) + a tiny secret one – for your keys, cash, or shame
• UPF 50+ – protect your pasty parts
• Blank canvas, made in China – just like half the stuff in your house

Suit up, crustacean cowboy. Your hot-weather heist awaits.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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