“Skelly ‘MICK’ Crabballz - Snip, Snip, Motherclucker" Trucker Hat
This hat doesn’t just block the sun—it delivers posthumous crab justice on behalf of one explosive-loving legend. Rock this six-panel relic in honor of Skelly "MICK" Crabballz, whose pincers were swift and whose mouth was unfiltered.
Details, for the nerds: -It's a classic Snapback Trucker Cap | Richardson 112- type... not to be confused with Richard, (you know what I mean). -26% cotton, 74% polyester: like your decisions—part soft, part synthetic -Mid-profile fit to balance humility and superiority -Structured six-panel build, so your hat stands up when you can’t -3.5″ crown—roomy enough for intrusive thoughts and mission checklists -Hard buckram front to prevent crab collapse during emotional turbulence -Breathable mesh back to let those stress fumes escape -Permacurv® visor to keep that unflinching stare sharp -Plastic snap closure—because heads come in many tragic sizes -Golden crab embroidery: a silent tribute to claws, chaos, and controlled detonations -Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (yes, your oddly shaped melon fits) -Imported from countries where crabs are respected and stitching is tight
Note: These hats are made to order - yeah it takes a week, but - Nothing whispers ‘I dismantle bombs for breakfast’ quite like a stealth-mode crab creeping up the side of your dome like a yellow-gloved middle finger to subtlety itself. It's worth the wait.
