Built for sweat and sarcasm...
This PT Shirt isn’t just another shirt—it’s your new go-to for the gym, the command ruck, or pretending to stretch during PT warm-up. The tri-blend fabric gives it a vintage look with modern-day performance, because nostalgia pairs well with sweat and sarcasm.

Lightweight, fitted, and tough enough to survive everything from morning PT to spontaneous ruck challenges no one asked for. NO. ONE. 

*FRONT GRAPHIC: SMC. BACK GRAPHIC: SMC/DontFollowMeCard.

Details, for the nerds and supply the guy:
• NOT BOMB PROOF - 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon – (aka, soft but somehow tactical?)
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² – light enough for movement, heavy enough for flexing
• Pre-shrunk – so no, it’s not the dryer’s fault
• 40 singles thread count – smooth like your last safety brief wasn’t
• Regular fit, side-seamed construction – comfy without being clingy
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US – assembled by people who probably have better fashion taste than you

Heads up:
This top is made after you order it—kind of like custom gear, but for looking good. That means shipping takes a little longer, but it also means you're not contributing to fast-fashion landfill shame. So thanks for repping the planet and the squad.
Love - SMC (Skelly "Mick" Crabballz)

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