"Skelly "Mick" Crabballz - TAKE MY FLAG" - PT SHIRT

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s your "come take my flag, I crab dare you" uniform for everything not covered in det cord.

Soft enough to sleep in. Tough enough to survive a team room laundry cycle. Slim fit, so your gains aren’t wasted. Perfect for range days, post-blast beers, or pretending you’re “casual” at the unit BBQ.

*FRONT GRAPHIC: SMC.  *BACK GRAPHIC: SMC/NEVERDIE/FLAG.

Specs (because we know you’ll ask):

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester—don’t argue)

• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² – light, breathable, not made from retired poncho liners

• Pre-shrunk – so no, you didn’t get fatter

• 32 singles – high thread count for people who care about that

• Assembled somewhere warm: Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia

Heads up:

Each shirt is made after you order it—yeah, like a tactical strike, not a mass drop. That means it ships a little slower, but hey, fewer wasted shirts sitting around collecting dust. You're helping the planet and looking better than the guy in a PT shirt from 2008. So thanks for pretending to care about sustainability.

Love - SMC (Skelly "Mick" Crabballz)

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