Built for Chaos. Worn for Comfort.

Whether you’re wrangling live ordnance, dodging junior enlisted drama, or just cracking a cold one with the squad, this tee is mission-ready. The tri-blend fabric gives it that vintage, well-worn feel — like it’s already been through three deployments and a bar fight, but somehow still softer than your issued blanket.

It’s fitted but forgiving (unlike your LPO), and built tough enough to survive repeated washings, road trips, and "just one more demo" days. The graphic features the full Monkeys of Mayhem unit — your three favorite bomb-happy degenerates — locked, loaded, and questionably employed.

Specs, for the nerds:

~50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
~Lightweight at 3.4 oz/yd² — won’t slow you down during a tactical beer run
~Pre-shrunk (No, you cant blame the dryer)
~Side-seamed for that not-a-potato-sack fit
~Made in the Americas — possibly by someone less chaotic than you

Warning: May cause spontaneous shouting of catchphrases and inappropriate squad bonding. Wear with pride. Or with pants. Your call.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!