Built for burpees.
This N7 EOD tee isn’t just another shirt—it’s your new go-to for the gym, the command ruck, or pretending to stretch during PT warm-up. The tri-blend fabric gives it a vintage look with modern-day performance, because nostalgia pairs well with sweat and sarcasm.

Lightweight, fitted, and tough enough to survive everything from morning PT to spontaneous ruck challenges no one asked for.

*FRONT GRAPHIC: N7/CRAB. BACK GRAPHIC:N7/DontFollowMeCard

Details, for the nerds and supply the guy:
• NOT BOMB PROOF - 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon – (aka, soft but somehow tactical?)
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² – light enough for movement, heavy enough for flexing
• Pre-shrunk – so no, it’s not the dryer’s fault
• 40 singles thread count – smooth like your last safety brief wasn’t
• Regular fit, side-seamed construction – comfy without being clingy
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US – assembled by people who probably have better fashion taste than you

Heads up:
This top is made after you order it—kind of like custom gear, but for looking good. That means shipping takes a little longer, but it also means you're not contributing to fast-fashion landfill shame. So thanks for repping the planet and the squad.
Love - SMC (Skelly "Mick" Crabballz)

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