“Don’t Be an Asshole” Dog Sweater
Skelly Mick Crabballz–Inspired | EOD Line

Every good dog knows the rule.
And every good handler lives by it.

This dog sweater carries Chiefs number one law—the one that applies on the boat, on the range, around civilians, and frankly everywhere else:

Don’t be an asshole.

It’s not complicated. It’s about awareness, discipline, and not making life harder than it needs to be. Your dog already understands this better than most humans—this sweater just puts it in writing.

Made from a soft, lightweight jacquard knit, this sweater keeps your dog comfortable without restricting movement. It’s warm enough for cool mornings and deck-side hangs, but breathable enough for everyday wear. Fully knitted with clean, finished edges, it’s built to last through walks, training days, and questionable behavior from others—not your dog, obviously.

This isn’t novelty gear.
It’s a reminder.
And dogs get it.

Details that matter:
55% cotton / 45% polyester
Jacquard knit construction
Lightweight, soft fabric for all-day comfort
Fully knitted (no sewn-on pieces to rub or snag)
Clean, finished edges for durability
OEKO-TEX® certified yarns
Sizes 2XS–2XL (fits most small to medium-sized dogs)

Perfect for puppers who:
Stay in their lane (sometimes)
Don’t start drama (sorta..)
Know when to sit, stay, and mind their business (who are we kidding)

Because whether you’ve got four legs or two—
the rule still stands.