Skelly “MICK” Crabbalz - "Official" Flag of the Unhinged Brotherhood of EOD Chaos Gremlins (*okay-not technically "Official" - the paperworks probably on CMC's desk)

Behold the mighty 68" x 38" standard of the most cursed (and blessed) figure in post-apocalyptic maritime EOD lore: "Skelly “MICK” Crabballz". Inspired by Blackbeard’s own war flag, this chaotic masterpiece replaces the romanticism of piracy with the painful precision of explosive ordnance disposal and skeletal indignity.

Depicted: One "Skelly "MICK" Crabbllaz" in the WARRIOR stance, gazing death in the face, while a defiant red crab guards his undercarriage like an angry, irradiated guardian angel. It's subtle. It’s symbolic. It's anatomically troubling.

Perfect for:

-Hanging in your team room or shop to confuse chain of command
-Hang on the "office" wall or “unauthorized team events”
-Reminding everyone that your job involves scissors, science, and psychological decay
-Scaring children and motivating your fellow teammates

Specs for the detail-addicted:

-*Printed on one side- hangs 68” wide x 38” tall – fits nicely on a wall, a fence, or above the wives china hutch
-Made of 100% polyester for weather-resistance and emotional detachment
-Two grommets for mounting or ritualistic purposes
-One Skelly, one Crabballz, infinite meaning

NOTE: Flag is not flame resistant. Neither was MICK, but he made it work. 


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