Mr. CRABBALLZ - All-Terrain Swim Trunks – Tacky Edition
Built for beach zones, and backyard hose fights.

Slip into these mission-ready swim trunks and bring a little “controlled detonation” to your summer look. Made from recycled materials (because we love the Earth even if it’s trying to kill us), these bad boys dry fast, stretch like hell, and won’t turn into a swampy regret halfway through the day.

Key Features:

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex: because your trunks should stretch, even if your patience doesn’t

• Lightweight fabric that feels like tactical butter and dries faster than your last relationship

• Anti-chafe mesh liner so you’re not walking like a cowboy by noon

• Four-way stretch for full operational maneuverability (cartwheels optional)

• Mesh pockets to store sand, secrets, or a small crab named vengeance

• Hidden inside pocket for the tiny classified things

• Elastic waistband with drawcord, ready to survive cannonballs or combat rolls

• UPF 50+ sun protection to keep your thighs from going nuclear

• OEKO-TEX and GRS certified, because you're tactical and tragically responsible

• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by people who definitely asked no follow-up questions

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